One-Man Apocalypse

oneheadtoanother:

oneheadtoanother:

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are you lost little boy

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This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

ouroborosorder:

ouroborosorder:

i can’t stop thinking about disney being like. “we’ve invited you, our corporate shareholders and sponsors to look at our new animatronics tech” and then a fucking prototype metal gear with inexplicable glowing human eyes literally smashes down the wall and charges the crowd. why would you DO THAT

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adding the eyes makes it so insane. the eyes are so bad. why did they add the EYES

starbberryblue:

wrender:

Really good bit from the new defunctland video

At that moment, the wall behind him would come down, and-

Oh my god.

😦It’s HUGE! 😦It’s SO BIG! 😟Why would they think this wasn’t big enough❓ This could kill someone. Mezzatesta even said,

This could kill someone.

-Mezzatesta

  • It’s 13 feet tall
  • It’s 18 feet long❗
  • It’s Eleven Thousand Pounds❗

☝️For our metric based audience, that is equal to:

Something that is huge, and enough to kill someone.

francesderwent:

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

vexwerewolf:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE

Finally: ethical drunk driving

fervent-bookwomb:

recency bias is worse now than it ever has been before

its-a-pain-having-a-name:

slavetomyheadcanon:

thecatalogues:

ampervadasz:

Kitty!… long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?… OUPPY

I WAS NOT FUCKING PREPARED

Shadow flooff