One-Man Apocalypse

oneheadtoanother:
are you lost little boy
This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

bagadew:
kaelio:

ouroborosorder:
i can’t stop thinking about disney being like. “we’ve invited you, our corporate shareholders and sponsors to look at our new animatronics tech” and then a fucking prototype metal gear with inexplicable glowing human eyes literally smashes down the wall and charges the crowd. why would you DO THAT
adding the eyes makes it so insane. the eyes are so bad. why did they add the EYES

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

starbberryblue:

wrender:
Really good bit from the new defunctland video
At that moment, the wall behind him would come down, and-
Oh my god.
😦It’s HUGE! 😦It’s SO BIG! 😟Why would they think this wasn’t big enough❓ This could kill someone. Mezzatesta even said,
“This could kill someone.”
-Mezzatesta
It’s 13 feet tall❗
It’s 18 feet long❗
It’s Eleven Thousand Pounds❗
☝️For our metric based audience, that is equal to:
Something that is huge, and enough to kill someone.

francesderwent:

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city